Hey you! Yeah you! Peering at the editorial like it's some sort of venomous snake, this publication doesn't bite you know. Who are you anyway? Why you ask? Well depending on who you are determines who I am. If you're a LIVIC aficionado who simply can't control themselves around me then I'm Peter, nice to meet you. If you're a potential employer researching me online, then Peter's away on holiday and I'm standing in for him, I'm known for how I generate ten jumps.
Friends, allies and enemies, the year draws to a close and it is well and truly and end of an era. Bridges have been dominated, tuck shops shares have risen astronomical values and a foreign country was most definitely conquered. To say this was my best year at Imperial to date would be an understatement, everything has come together like a massive puzzle and the results have been extraordinary. I won’t lie to you, I have been putting this off for a while, mainly due to the World Cup. Not because I might miss this position or some of you, just in case you were getting your hopes up. I should still be involved next year, whether that’s a topless model in the centrefold of every magazine, tweeting minute by minute updates of my life or occasionally writing the odd article, I will be around. So don’t be too disheartened by me no longer being the Editor.
I could sit here all day listing the great times this year, from the 500 Forint Kebab to the…well…that was really the greatest time of the year, I can’t really match that if I’m honest. I mean £1.20 for a Kebab! Are you kidding me? Insane. Anyway, I’d like to think LIVIC has fulfilled it’s potential this year like Messi is currently doing at the World Cup, and like Lionel, it should continue to do so even when I’m not at the helm. That is a threat to all future LIVIC Editors. You have been warned.
Without wanting to finish on a threatening note, here is me eating a Kebab, it’s not quite 500 Forints, but it was close enough.
Before I go I imagine it’s customary to wish everyone leaving good luck, and wish any potential freshers good luck with their A Level results. My councillor says it’s good to convey a humane side every now and then. Hopefully I’ve achieved that. See you around!
Signing off for the very last time,